Indie clothing behemoth Urban Outfitters is no stranger to controversy. Through the years, the company has spread its influence globally, becoming the biggest retailer in contemporary bohemian and offbeat fashion. Sometimes, though, their attempts to be edgy result in boycott, scandal and hoards of angry hipsters.

For some inexplicable reason, adult humans, dating all the way back to 400 B.C. have not only loved coffee, but have relied on it just to function. It's a proven fact that cavemen couldn't properly tend to their woolly mammoths without having a skinny iced soy vanilla caramel mocha latte with foam and low-fat gluten-free whipped cream to give them their morning caffeine boost. Of course this is a joke, guys. That drink has no caffeine in it.

First, they chopped off Ned’s head. Then, they massacred Robb, Catelyn and their banner men in the Red Wedding. With Season Four of Game of Thrones finally here, we tentatively face a new set of unexpected tragedies (unless you read the books, of course.) Despite all of the surprises, here are some things we can count on not happening in the upcoming season. Warning: Previous season spoilers!