In the spirit of Red River Showdown, here is a list of some of the craziest foods offered at the Texas State Fair in Dallas.

eXXXotica looks just like any other major convention, except here displays are filled with glittering 24-karat gold sex toys in place of artisan soaps and handmade jewelry.

Some girls remember their first kiss, but I remember the first time I went to the Texas State Fair. As a Dallas native, I’ve clutched my grandpa’s hand at Fair Park for 15 years now. Every year, the State Fair is filled with ear-to-ear grins, fresh corn dogs and of course a loud “Howdy” from our friend, Big Tex, a 55-foot statue on the Fair Park grounds.