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BurntXOrange

Online news & entertainment magazine at UT Austin

BurntXOrange

Online news & entertainment magazine at UT Austin

BurntXOrange

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How to Stay Single

May 12, 2015

So you want to stay single for the summer, but you don’t know how to get rid all of the beautiful folks who just can’t seem to stay the hell away. Forget about Wikihow — ORANGE has a step-by-step guide on how to stay single. Forever.